Showing posts with label Capri. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Capri. Show all posts

31.5.11

mom stink: capri pants

It's been awhile since we had a good laugh over
 "mom stink".
This one has been percolating in my mind for awhile,
but thanks to some sunny spring weather the
CAPRI pant
needs to be discussed.
I may have mentioned my loathing
over this clothing item previously,
but this fashion "no-no" deserves to be discussed.
Just a few inches in the hem of your pant
can lead to a serious "mom-stink" offense.

Here are some offenders:

Reasons WHY NOT to Capri:

*They shorten your body and make you look wide and short -eek.

*Your pants, dress, or skirt should always end at
the smallest parts of your leg to accentuate
the most flattering parts of your lower half.

*They aren't even flattering to the models in the pictures!
And they are 5.11ft and 110 pounds - scary.


Ladies let's commit, SHORTS or PANTS?

I love a long skinny short.

J.Crew Chino shorts

A boyfriend jean that's rolled and slouchy.

J.Crew

Or a well cut cropped pant,
which means at the ankle or slightly above.



J.Crew

Let's all commit to say NO to the Old Navy Capri pant.
There are so many beautiful things to wear
 why waste one fashionable minute with these?
Take them to the cleaner and have them made
 into a cute bermuda short,
cut them off and wear them to the beach,
or THROW them out!

Now go wash that "mom stink" off you!!!