For my first addition of "Mom Stink"
I chose the biggest offender
ACRYLIC NAILS with the FRENCH TIP!
You are KILLING me with these.
What is "Mom Stink" you ask?
It's what we are all doing that screams to the world around us,
"I am a Mom and I've lost touch with my inner Diva!"
It's what is keeping you from getting checked out by the hot guy in the car next to you
or from getting the student discount at the movie theatre.
This may hurt, but "Mom Stink"
(as coined by my totally clever sister Dee Bucket)
is here to help!
Somewhere circa 1990 this trend got popular.
It is now 2010 so let's get with the times.
Besides the fact that acrylic nails are completely unsanitary -eewwww!
They are just TOO Jersey Shore.
They have been replaced by the short dark nail trend,
which happens to be less "try hard" and more natural anyway.
So to help you on your journey here are some of my favorite colors:
Opi Lincoln Park after Dark
Opi You Don't Know Jaques
They don't have to be black.
Try a dark red, purple, or blue!
Now go wash that "Mom Stink" off you!!!