mom stink: festive holiday apparel

Some people dislike holiday music.

I love listen to the 24/7

Christmas music station on the ol' FM radio.

I have a distaste for "festive holiday apparel"

that tickles my gag reflex and often leaves me in hives.

This post was inspired, somewhere in late November,

by the woman at the gas station who was pumping her gas

and Jingle-ing" next to me.

*sigh*

(Disgust implied)

Can we call it what it is?

Mom Stink!!!

With that said,

her are a few for my ladies:



A "Holiday Sweater" of "Holiday Sweaters".
Double vomit in my mouth.





This seems vulgar in some twisted way?



My Mom may have owned this circa 1996?



This one looks like a death trap.



Oh NO he didn't!!!





Festive earrings and matching headdress.



Think this one is TOO much for my church Christmas party.....
just considering?

So what are some options

to enjoy the holiday celebrations

and add a little sparkle to the holidays

with out actually "jingle-ing"?

Other than shoes like "the dazzlers"

or a hot new LRD....

I would like to suggest the wonderful new world

of everyday wearable

SEQUINS.



The Limited $128





   



J.Crew $495



Banana Republic BR $70



White House Black Market $178



Forever 21 $26



Forever 21 $18



J.Crew $275

Now go wash that "mom stink" off you!!!