mom stink: bejeweled butts

I LOVE to hate this one

and I HATE that I love it!

I mean, the girlie girl deep within my soul wants EVERYTHING to sparkle,

but no one's @$$ should shimmer.

These women must poop rainbows?

I am just sayin'.....

you can wear them,

you're just screamin' MOM, that's all.

This from the "homemade" variety a definite - NO GO!

The only reason you would be wearing these
would be if you were a "coyote"
and were smuggling people across the border.

This is just getting ridiculous.

And this is just everything BUT the kitchen sink.

Embellished pockets?

Just say NO.

Now go wash the "mom stink" off you!!!