mom stink: hosiery

It's called HOSIERY....

don't ever google "pantyhose"

I did, and let's just say, Eeewwww!!!

Now face it, "mom stink" is funny

because we all did it,

or do it,

or are SICK of other people doing it.

This one really gets to me....

white nylons?

Nude hose??

Only if you work at HOOTERS!!!

Listen, 1990 called
and wants her "pantyhose" back.

If you are harboring any legs hosiery
that you still store in a plastic egg, 

 tisk tisk.

Throw them out!

Ivory, white, off white, taupe, nude, and sandalwood

all need to go.

So what is FRESH in the world of HOSIERY?

TIGHTS.

Heart Tights

Urban Outfitters $14

Bowtie Tights

Bebe $19

Emilio Cavallini

Small Dot Tights $22.75

Asos

 

Jonathan Aston Vintage

lycra seam and heel tights $17

 Figleaves

ASOS

 Dark Grey Marl Tights $10.11

I also went bananas for all the new fall tights on J.Crew.

Click here and check them out!

Now go wash that "mom stink" off you!!!